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onlylolgifs:

Sweets the english bulldog see’s a biker wave at us and she waves back all on her own

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U can’t unsuck a dick

(Source: drunktrophywife)

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earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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Every deep thinker is more afraid of being understood than of being misunderstood.
Friedrich Nietzsche (via leslieseuffert)
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metastasisedmalaise:

awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god
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crazycritterlife:

How to take selfies with a bald eagle

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juilan:

Because a piece of gum told me to

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fisaspoopyforestgreen:

I wish I knew how to flirt like this.

(Source: snakes-with-legs)

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  1. parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  2. clock: 11:01
  3. me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now